Away Messages
Copy and paste these into an away message to use them — they will give your firends a good laugh.
Bathroom
1.] Nature is calling and I’m answering.
2.] I’m taking advantage of indoor pluming! I’ll be right back!
3.] Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects… Leave a message, I’ll be back soon.
4.] I am not here I’m on the potty, but don’t leave if you’re a hott.ie
5.] Making an offering to the porcelain god… be back in about 20 minutes.
Bored
1.] I’m suffering from a severe case of boredom.
2.] You must be bored to if you are reading people’s away messages. I must be bored if I am telling you how bored you are.
3.] I have a disease called boredom and am currently out to find a cure
4.] I wish boredom would betray me every once in while.
5.] Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored… Do you get the picture?
Eating
1.] I’m away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. If you’re smart, you’ll figure out which one it is.
2.] I’m stuffing my face.
3.] I would talk to you but my mom told me never to talk wih my mouth full.
4.] Hunger has driven man to insanity, today it has driven me from my computer.
5.] Transitive Property of Food:
Me = Human
Human = Eat Food
Me = Eat Food
Funny
1.] Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
2.] Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for YOUR SCREEN NAME , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
3.] I hate short away messages.
4.] If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
5.] I’m right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
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haha these made me laugh
Comment by Jill — October 24, 2006 #
haha!
i love them!!
Comment by Martha — October 27, 2006 #
sweeetttt
LOVE EM!!!
Comment by Haileigh — October 27, 2006 #
hahaha thats great!! hilarious
Comment by Linden — October 28, 2006 #
=] loved ‘em!
Comment by Lexxie — November 4, 2006 #
hey send me some of this shit!(_stuff_sorry_)!
Comment by haley — November 4, 2006 #
omg love them using bathroom 4 food 2 bored 2 funny 1… thnx
Comment by Normally Not Normal — November 5, 2006 #
i love #5 under funny. i actually get it! haha. very funni =]
Comment by amelia — November 8, 2006 #
ahahahahah!!!!i laugh so hard ..thee funny.
i luv all of them..
Comment by Briana — November 22, 2006 #
these r really funny. im usin sum rite now.
Comment by Brandon — November 27, 2006 #
LMAO. LOVE EM` USiiN A COUPLE. THANX.
Comment by SONYii — December 10, 2006 #
hey, love the away messages, but is there anyway you can make them like you have the profile things done;; with color and things? but other than that, i`m lovin` it!!
♥
Comment by Riana` — December 13, 2006 #
these are cute and funny LOL
Comment by claudia matos — December 16, 2006 #
hehehehe.
Comment by Amy Dawn — December 17, 2006 #
there were soo hilarious lmao i luv them
Comment by shasei — February 22, 2007 #
haha these are cute. im using some of them =]]]
Comment by KAtElYN — March 5, 2007 #
these messages are super funny & i love `em. i`ll probably use on soon too
Comment by nicki =) — March 17, 2007 #
heyy… ♥
Comment by fxnskaw — March 18, 2007 #
heyy.. i luv the away messages ♥ !!!!
Comment by Stacey — March 18, 2007 #
haha these are great
Comment by Tess — April 11, 2007 #
didnt u get da icons && away messages frm iconator? cuz i saw all of these frm iconator.
Comment by Patricia — May 22, 2007 #
omg hahhahaha these away messages are funny..
Comment by Jason — May 22, 2007 #
haha luv em
Comment by me — June 13, 2007 #
nicce this is what i needed uing some
Comment by someone — June 26, 2007 #